FEMALE players show off their ball skills at the first-ever naked European Championships.

There were more curves than a Beckham free-kick and more boobs than England’s U-21 flops as teams from across the Continent gathered and got their kit off at the tournament in Germany.

There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin’s Palais am Funkturm.

Booby Moore … topless blonde battles for the ball

Bot shots … player moons the camera

As far as tactics go, most sides unsurprisingly opted to play with two up front – although there did seem to be more than the usual number of strikers.

Eyeful … blonde plays mind-games with opponent

And there were plenty of handbags, as these stills from crunch games show.

Killer finish … player strikes

Ball control … player turns under pressure

Some sides opted to keep their, erm, shorts on while kit for others consisted only of socks in team colours.

Is that Buff-on in goal … keeper prepares to kick

Fox in the box … player closes in on goal

Even the male ref stripped for the occasion, part of an erotic expo.

Breast player … defender clears the ball

Despite all the flesh on show, games struggled to sell out.

Footage from the event shows just a few pint-sipping punters on the sidelines.

As for a result, they were all declared winners…

Chest sublime … pink-haired striker breaks clear on goal

Big up front … tall target woman controls the ball

If it takes off in the UK, these girls could play for…

Nudecastle United

Totty-nham Hotspur

Bristols City

Chest-erfield

Breast Brom

Crude Alexandra

Arse-n’all

Nip-swich Town

Bare-mingham City

Peek-aborough United