Female Footballers Play Naked Football

 Girls battle for the ball during the first women's naked soccer European Championship at 'Palais am Funkturm' on June 7, 2013

FEMALE players show off their ball skills at the first-ever naked European Championships.

There were more curves than a Beckham free-kick and more boobs than England’s U-21 flops as teams from across the Continent gathered and got their kit off at the tournament in Germany.

There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin’s Palais am Funkturm.

 

Topless blondes tussle for the ball

Booby Moore … topless blonde battles for the ball

 

 

A giel moons the camera

Bot shots … player moons the camera

 

As far as tactics go, most sides unsurprisingly opted to play with two up front – although there did seem to be more than the usual number of strikers.

 

A blonde plays mind-games with an opponent

Eyeful … blonde plays mind-games with opponent

 

And there were plenty of handbags, as these stills from crunch games show.

 

A player scores a goal

Killer finish … player strikes

 

 

A group of players surround the ball

Ball control … player turns under pressure

 

Some sides opted to keep their, erm, shorts on while kit for others consisted only of socks in team colours.

 

Naked footballers

Is that Buff-on in goal … keeper prepares to kick

 

 

A player blocks a shot

Fox in the box … player closes in on goal

 

Even the male ref stripped for the occasion, part of an erotic expo.

 

A defender clers the ball upfield

Breast player … defender clears the ball

 

Despite all the flesh on show, games struggled to sell out.

Footage from the event shows just a few pint-sipping punters on the sidelines.

As for a result, they were all declared winners…

 

A pink-haired lady runs with the ball

Chest sublime … pink-haired striker breaks clear on goal

 

 

Naked footballers

Big up front … tall target woman controls the ball

 

 


 

If it takes off in the UK, these girls could play for…

Nudecastle United

Totty-nham Hotspur

Bristols City

Chest-erfield

Breast Brom

Crude Alexandra

Arse-n’all

Nip-swich Town

Bare-mingham City

Peek-aborough United

 

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