FEMALE players show off their ball skills at the first-ever naked European Championships.

There were more curves than a Beckham free-kick and more boobs than England’s U-21 flops as teams from across the Continent gathered and got their kit off at the tournament in Germany.

There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin’s Palais am Funkturm.

 

 

 

 

As far as tactics go, most sides unsurprisingly opted to play with two up front – although there did seem to be more than the usual number of strikers.

 

 

And there were plenty of handbags, as these stills from crunch games show.

 

 

 

 

Some sides opted to keep their, erm, shorts on while kit for others consisted only of socks in team colours.

 

 

 

 

Even the male ref stripped for the occasion, part of an erotic expo.

 

 

Despite all the flesh on show, games struggled to sell out.

Footage from the event shows just a few pint-sipping punters on the sidelines.

As for a result, they were all declared winners…

 

 

 

 

 

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If it takes off in the UK, these girls could play for…

Nudecastle United

Totty-nham Hotspur

Bristols City

Chest-erfield

Breast Brom

Crude Alexandra

Arse-n’all

Nip-swich Town

Bare-mingham City

Peek-aborough United