The first girl obviously wasn’t too happy, but instead of defaming the dude online or stealing something out of his room, she decided to take a sh*t on his chair and then wipe the excrement on his blanket.

This email included a picture of the sh*t-stained chair and comforter.

Even funnier than the story itself was a question the email contained:

“I also have to ask you if that’s what girl poop looks like?”

The only logical response is another question: if this sh*t looks strange to him, what could this guy’s sh*t possibly look like?

The stuff on the chair seems like standard droppings to us, maybe three to four courics to be exact.

A little while after the email and picture were posted, TFM received multiple emails confirming that this wasn’t just a one-time thing.

That’s right. We’re dealing with a serial-sh*tter, and she is most likely a member of either Alpha Delta Pi or Phi Mu.

One of these emails even provided photo evidence of a girl sh*tting in front of a toilet, the same girl who recently bragged about going home with a Beta, the fraternity of the man with the sh*t-stained chair.